wake up wednesday

yes, boxer, i'm sober...for now!


from jack sparrow:


A Cajun died and went to hell.


The devil assigned him the usual punishment ... put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came back sometime later surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even misting much less sweating. "How come you're not so much as sweating here when everyone else is screaming for relief from the heat?"


The Cajun laughed and said, "Man, I was raised in the bayous of Sout Looziana. Dis ain't nothin' but May in Lafayette to me!"


The devil decided to really put it to the Cajun. He moved him to a sealed off cave in the pit with open blazes and four extra furnaces blasting. When he came back days later the Cajun was sitting pretty and had barely begun to bead up with sweat. The devil was outraged. "How is this possible!? You should be melted to a shrieking puddle in these conditions! "


The Cajun laughed even harder than before. "Hey, man! I done tole you ... I was raised in Sout Looziana. You tink dis is heat?! Dis ain't nothin' but August in Jennings!"


So the devil thought, “Alright, a little reverse logic ought to do the trick.” He put the Cajun into a corner of hell where no heat ever reached. It was freezing and to add to the Cajun's misery he added massive icebergs and blasting frozen air. When he returned the Cajun was shivering, ice hung from every part of him but he was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Exasperated, the devil asked "HOW!? How is it possible?! You're impervious to heat and here you sit in conditions you can't be used to, freezing cold, and yet you're happier than if you were in heaven.. WHY?!"


The Cajun kept grinning and said, "Dis mean de Saints won da Super Bowl!"

for you-know-who...