Friday, October 15, 2010

an email from my very best friend


Finding Inner Peace
(Hope this works for you too!)

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
   
Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.   So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.
 
Yu haf no idr how guod I feel rite now .
Haf a happy daye for th mainder a dis thay.  D


 
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece. 
 



have a great weekend, my loverlies!
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33 comments:

  1. PrincessOctober 15, 2010 at 8:26:00 AM PDT

    Oh Savannah,
    That's just what the Doctor ordrerd Honey....
    You have a great weekend too...XXX

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  2. PatOctober 15, 2010 at 8:47:00 AM PDT

    Bless you for that! My new freezer - delivered today didn't fit the space allocated!!!!!!
    I'm off to the kitchen for a delicious drink.xoxoxox

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  3. SausageOctober 15, 2010 at 8:55:00 AM PDT

    Can you give me this docs name? I hope you took the bus.
    Cheers, Sausage...

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  4. LẌOctober 15, 2010 at 9:02:00 AM PDT

    OM

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  5. BEASTOctober 15, 2010 at 11:01:00 AM PDT

    Now thats advice I can take
    ***scampers off to the drinks cabinet***

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  6. Ponita in Real LifeOctober 15, 2010 at 11:04:00 AM PDT

    Thanks for the laugh!!!

    You have a great day, and a great weekend too, girlie! Hope all is well. xoxoxo

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  7. tonyOctober 15, 2010 at 11:14:00 AM PDT

    .....weuz wurdddss..........[scratched head:falls over]

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  8. diveOctober 15, 2010 at 11:55:00 AM PDT

    Hahahahahaha!
    Thank you for some sage advice, Savannah.
    Enjoy your weekend.
    xoxoxox

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  9. angryparsnipOctober 15, 2010 at 12:34:00 PM PDT

    Perfect !

    Have a lovely weekend.

    cheers, parsnip

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  10. Bill LislemanOctober 15, 2010 at 2:14:00 PM PDT

    that's a good one - thanks for the laugh

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  11. AnonymousOctober 15, 2010 at 3:41:00 PM PDT

    Bottle of wum, please.
    Have a good weekend.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 15, 2010 at 4:09:00 PM PDT

    sadly, there is nothing unfinished in my household tonight. perhaps that's a good thing, as last nights adventures left my brain dehydrated! happy weekend, lady!

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  13. markOctober 15, 2010 at 6:13:00 PM PDT

    You go Girl. I like it.

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  14. JayneOctober 15, 2010 at 11:12:00 PM PDT

    Have a great weekend darlin' & don't spill too much!

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  15. The MistressOctober 15, 2010 at 11:56:00 PM PDT

    *trips Beast on his way to the liquor cabinet*

    More for ME!!!

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  16. Ms ScarletOctober 16, 2010 at 2:19:00 AM PDT

    ...not only do I have a bottle of vodka to finish... but there is also a half eaten bar of Dairy Milk languishing in the larder.
    Excuse me whilst I eat my breakfast.
    Sx

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  17. The JulesOctober 16, 2010 at 4:49:00 AM PDT

    I reckon it's the sense of closure you get from completing a task.

    :-)

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  18. The MistressOctober 16, 2010 at 5:50:00 AM PDT

    It’s The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition over at Donn’s blog!

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  19. ShanOctober 16, 2010 at 8:01:00 AM PDT

    FUNNY!! I loved how "my brain read that to me"-to put it like my seven year old does. :D

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  20. LeonOctober 16, 2010 at 9:53:00 AM PDT

    Tank oo! :~D

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  21. Madame DeFargeOctober 16, 2010 at 11:54:00 AM PDT

    That's my type of inner peace. Especially if it comes with headache tablets too.

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  22. debraOctober 16, 2010 at 2:02:00 PM PDT

    :-)
    cheers

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  23. CiCiOctober 16, 2010 at 3:39:00 PM PDT

    So funny. Taking care of all left undone.

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  24. David J. M. SamsonOctober 16, 2010 at 8:07:00 PM PDT

    Excellent!

    I thought this post was going to be some deep and meaningful expose on what life is really all about...and do you know?...It kinda was!

    xx

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  25. RosesOctober 17, 2010 at 1:12:00 AM PDT

    Good plan. I like the way you think.

    *trips over Beast, tries to elbow MJ out of the way*

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  26. ErylOctober 17, 2010 at 4:44:00 AM PDT

    That's my new season's resolution made!

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  27. white rabbitOctober 17, 2010 at 8:00:00 AM PDT

    I'd be bloody dead if I drank that lot...

    :D

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  28. Romeo MorningwoodOctober 17, 2010 at 11:04:00 PM PDT

    HA! I tried to do just that on the weekend and now I am paying dearly for my revelation.
    Hahaha, that's a great piece.

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  29. savannahOctober 18, 2010 at 4:10:00 AM PDT

    i'm glad all y'all enjoyed the humor and had a good laugh! xoxoxox

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  30. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 5:36:00 AM PDT

    Alles wird gut, Savannah.

    xo

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  31. Kim AyresOctober 18, 2010 at 3:09:00 PM PDT

    :)

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  32. Lulu LaBonneOctober 18, 2010 at 3:48:00 PM PDT

    Gin done, champagne was all over by the end of last week ... still got quite a few other good drugs left - but I'm workin' on that problem... ;)

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  33. PearlOctober 18, 2010 at 5:45:00 PM PDT

    Savannah, you silly woman. :-)

    xoxo,

    Pearl

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